Kill me
reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly
everyone, please, go. go and have sex with every one of your friends so they know you accept them completely
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Me: That monster has a very interesting design
Translation: I’m very interested in riding that monster di-
Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.
same
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movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe
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todd howard, E3 in 2041: introducing - brand new bethesda title - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011) xXBOXx720x 7k VR exclusive grizzly bear mod clip through map pre-beta version $59.99
I live that like 99% of the comments are something like “there’s no context but I agree”
She straight up lenny-ed him lmao
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me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time
me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice
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Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
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